Helly Helly Helly Kitty
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So i created my own little religion where we have 10 gods. Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, and Po. They all are cows except for Po who has the head of a T-Rex (Rawr!) and the body of a tick. Then i killed my parents and their 932 bingo friends. I coveted my sister in laws house and then i impregnated a few of my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren. and then i DE-HOLIED the Sabbath! to celebrate, i went out to a bar and chugged a gallon of tequila, a few pints of vodka, and a couple dozen bottles of margaritas. i got behind the wheel of a barbie truck and for some reason ended up in jail. then i broke out and robbed a bank and stole 2389470231596349780235238947019234 dollars and a bag of food. i knocked up a few more of my grand children. i shot an arrow at god and yelled U SUCK LIKE POO!!!!!!!!!! then for some reason he didnt save me when i was sinking in a tub of lotion.
im deeply sorry if i did, what do i do to make god forgive me? any forms of repent? thanks!
im deeply sorry if i did, what do i do to make god forgive me? any forms of repent? thanks!