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What the French (toast)?
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...problems? Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.
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Raisa
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Yo Mamma so ugly, her nickname is 'Hairy Pooter'.
Yo Mamma is so hairy, she shaves with a lawnmower.
Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl
Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door
Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "someone catch my twinky"!
Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!!
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn
Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
I think they are pretty funny..................
Yo Mamma is so hairy, she shaves with a lawnmower.
Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl
Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door
Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "someone catch my twinky"!
Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!!
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn
Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
I think they are pretty funny..................
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mdyrlph
Guest
yo mamas teeth are so yellow she spits butter.
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TreesRGreen
Guest
Ouch that hurts.
Right back at ya:
Your mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Right back at ya:
Your mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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trevor k
Guest
thats good, but ur moms so fat she tripped and fell, and when the cars had to use a whole tank of gas just to drive around her
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Family Guy Fan
Guest
Yo mama's teeth are as bright as lights!