Damn You, Circle K!

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Ugh. I hate to post this in Life Sucks because it's such a minor rant, but it doesn't really belong anywhere else. :happysadsmileywouldgohere:

(Moving along: for those not familiar with Circle K, it's a gas station/mini-mart type place.)

I admit it--I like gas station coffee. Why? Cause it's quick and simple. I go in, grab a cup, fill it up, add creamer/sugar, pop a lid on it, pay and go. No bullshit. I normally go to Circle K for my coffee.

Until now. Yesterday I stopped at a Circle K, filled my tank, went in expecting to just be able to grab a quick cup of coffee--but NOOO. These bastards decided to have Dunkin Donuts added to their stores, and remove the self-serve coffee stations. :mad:

What the motherfuck? I just want a damn cup of coffee. I want to get in and out of there with no hassle. Why should I stand in line behind some mullethead heifer in a Git Er Done t-shirt and her five squealing kids while she takes her good old time trying to decide whether she wants her extra two inches of thigh flab to be jelly or custard flavored, when all I want is a simple cup of coffee!? Then, to make awkward small talk with some stuttering teenage dipshit while they pussyfart around making it, overfilling the cup so it spills all over the sides and makes it sticky. :thumbsdn:

I'd rather get it myself! Is that so much to ask? I don't think so.

Keep the Dunkin freakin Donuts store in there for all I care, but for the love of all that is holy: bring back the self-serve coffee station! Bitches.
 
strange to remove self-serve coffee stations. I'd rather pay to do it myself than pay to have some pothead do it. You risk someone spitting in it if you're rude, so don't be rude.
 
Wow zoloft that does suck. Sounds like some corporate shill somewhere thought it was a good idea, but it's not of course. They're probably afraid to get sued by someone who spills coffee on themselves by making it. ARGH! America is run by Lawyers!
 
I go to a BP near my house for my self-serve French Vanilla mmmmmm....

My friend drinks those creamers straight sometimes. :pukingsmiley:

Sorry to hear that tho zoloft. Anywhere else you could go?
 
I could go to Sheetz (but their coffee is pretty weak) or BP, although it's difficult to find a BP that's open 24 hrs around here. Oh well.
 
we dont have circle k's in new york and when i moved to florida they were all over. there sign is stupid its just a stupid k in a stupid red circle.. like so...

CircleK.jpg


anyway i went around for months and months just calling it k. i would tell people i was going to the k and they would be like WTF. i got made fun of for months over calling it the k. stupid stupid sign why cant it be simple and just say circle k. who in there right mind would think to call it "circle" k if they have never heard it.

burger king is in a circle

Burger%20King.JPG


you dont hear people going around calling it circle burger king now do you?

i rest my case

note: work is very boring

< / end rant >

edit: oh yeah sorry about getting off point here
 
Sad story, but what the hell is wrong with a git er done t-shirt. If I knew where to get one I'd be wearing it right now. In fact, you've inspired me to change favorite quote at the time to "git er done". Consider it gotten done!
;)
 
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