Cyber Monday

My wife wouldn't know who Tera Patrick is or what a fleshlight is...she's gonna ask me how I know though! Should make for some interesting dinner conversation.
 
my gf came to visit me when i was working out of town and i forgot it was in my bag and under my hotel room vanity.

ill tell you, AWESOME DINNER CONVERSATION
 
Over the weekend I watched 'blowjob compilation' on youporn while my wife was out shopping. I forgot to close the tab. I figure the best defense is a good offense so I said something to the effect of, "well, if you gave me more blowjobs I wouldn't be looking at that!"

Google 'Stalingrad + 6th army' to see how that worked out for me.
 
swll.com has a 50% off coupon when you have 20 frienRAB that like their facebook page. got mine, had 15 to start out with. gonna buy a wetsuit or some glasses


dang you marco
 
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