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kurious kat

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What is wrong with some fucking people. I work at a grocery store and sometimes the customers that come in are fucking bitches and assholes. Most customers aren't like that, but it just takes the few stupid fucking asshole cutomers that treat me and other coworkers like shit. Like we don't fucking matter, we fucking try our best to help them and they still bitch about shit. Like the fucking prices, i don't fucking set the prices and neither do my fucking managers, its the company. Some people just need to fucking get that in their head. So i don't wanna hear about thier fucking problems with the companies prices. I don't care and i cant do shit about it anyway. Its not us giving those fucking stupid customers the corprate bullshit, its that we dont have anything to do or even say over how the prices are or how the check stands are operated. It is all set by the corprate fucks that you never see in the store. So fuck all you who ever gave any shit to anyone at a store. Its not their fault, they're following orders.
 
Bitch bitch bitch.... If you get so bent out of shape about anoying customers, ffind a different job. If you're going to work in any sort of sales environment, you're going to come across stupid assholes. There are alot of assholes in the world, and most of them need to buy stuff sometimes.
 
Oh, I get a lot of that working in fast food, too. Customers suck. But sadly, you'll run into that with any job you have to deal with the public.
 
I go to the same grocery store in our little shit town, and I can't stand it when people are rude to the cashiers. But since I've pretty much shopped at the same place for the last 4 years, the cashiers all know me and are pretty cool. they don't even roll thier eyes when my kids run crazy through the store. LOL.
 
I used to work jobs like that when I was younger. The trick is to let the costumer say whatever the hell they want. Seriously. Let 'em rant and rave and make fools of themselves. Just smile. Nod. They know you can't do shit, they just need somebody to vent to.

Just like you needed somebody to vent to, and so you came here.

Then, when you close the store, you can make fun of those little shits with your closing cashiers or managers. You'll all get a little chuckle over it, you wont go home pissed, and youll come in the next day to do the whole thing over again.
 
shoplifters, old ladies who flirt, obese woman in spandex or mini skirt with obese daughter dressed likewise, cross dresser who looked like Holyfield in a dress, various gang members, people who want to sell you their food-stamps(back in the 80's-90-s), students and teachers who were always stressed out by one another, drug addicts, prostitutes, rich people who want to be treated like royalty, doctors who can't figure out change in their head, hot women, the guy who hung out to flirt with every female customer, the people who never have enough money to pay for their items, rap stars, off-duty cops who bring their guns, the huge guy with tatoos all over him and his doberman pinscher...

Just a small list of customers I had to deal with on a daily basis. You'll never make a lot of money behind a register, but I liked doing it. You meet some really nice people, really.
 
Fuck dude, sounds almost as bad as my dealings in Fastfood. At least you dont get the idiots who order 100 bucks worth of food and expect it in 2 minutes flat then stand there and tell you how much of a piece of shit you are when you dont get them their food instantly.

Seriously... ITS FAST FOOD not instant food. If they want it that instant, they should waddle their ass down to the grocery store and buy some lunch meat and eat it.:sword:
 
Try working as a Hotel Desk Clerk. You not only have to deal with the dregs of humanity but somehow guess which ones will fuck up. I'm pretty good at it, but still not 100 percent. People suck and customers are people so logic says Customers must suck.

There's a few nice ones now and then, but they are few and far between.
 
I work in fast food, Arby's and always get strange looks for the price. Now I will never get fired there so when someone comes by and gives me a hard time I explain it nicely ONCE, after that I'll be like "I can't do anything about it, do you want the food or not?". I also plan on looking for a new job soon so my customer service is going to go down like ten notches. I will basically give anyone a hard time if they even start to give me one.
 
Oh this pisses me off even more because I lost what I was going to say. Oh yeah, you've got a negative attitude, that's what's stoping you. Corporations are evil, I work for one and want to fucking burn the god damn building down, but if I do, then I may get charged with arson, something I could very well go to jail for. FUck BILO at the FUCKING BEACH! and any ohter corporation. Evil mother fuckers.
 
I worked for almost a year and a half one time for K-Mart. I didn't mind all the people that were pricks. After all, I did have meth to get lost in during that time so it kind of zoned my mind onto my work. Strangely enough I used to get so many customer compliments that it befuddled me. But of course there were pricks, and sometimes I would tell them off in the nicest way possible. It was fun. I mean, I'm the kind of person that if you're trying to intentionally jerk my gerkin I'll sit there and fuck with you back so discreetly that you'll have the game turned around on you before you even know it.

Anyway, I used to be able to snatch so much shit from there and get away with it, that it made my day brighter no matter how shitty a customer was.

EDIT: Komedydude... READ THE FUCKING LITERACY CLAUSE!!
 
I work at Cost Plus World Market, an import store. Perople are either the biggest assholes in the world, or they are really nice. The maority of people who shop at my store are 40+ women, young married couples with babies,people from other countries, and reaaaally old people.

Right now we have this Xmas sale where everything is 50% off, and people think that just because something is red and/or green, that it's on sale. When I tell them it's not, they throw fits. Half of the stuff we sell is glass and breakable. People complain that the lines take forever, but when it's their turn they insist on everylittlething being wrapped (not that I have a problem with wrapping breakable things)

Every once in a while I get the "this $10 bill is crinkled, dirty, and has a tear in the corner. I want another one" AFTER I have closed the register. I mean...who cares!?!? It's not like a $10 bill needs to be nice and flat so you can put it in a soda machine, soda machines don't even TAKE $10 bills! Or when my first customer of the day pays for a $7 ornament with a $100 bill (when I can see that she has smaller bills with her), and then complains when I give her $93 in 5's and (mostly) 1's even though that's all I have.

The best is when the next customer you have openly makes fun of the rude customers. Overall, I just smile, and nod and act happy. There are genuinely nice customers (with cute babies that blow kisses!), and they make my day 50 times better.


Don't get me wrong. I still love my job.

Edit: And we get to take anything that has been marked-out for ANY reason. So if 1 figurine in a set of 5 breaks, we can't sell it. And I get to take home 4 cute stone animals.
 
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