Current Events! What should one do in this situation?

[Jez Osbourne]

Oh good folk of Current Events, please help. I have fallen into a deep depression after seeing the great beauty that is Dave S. I mean, look at his gorgeous face, what an avatar! How can I best deal with my inadequacy?

 

[Mystic Lipstick]

Stop worrying, Dave s may or not be cute but you're 100% cuter,and at least you are not constantly asking stuff like shades or no shades ? tv or radio ? or (now this one's the pits ) does my bum look big in this ?...most of us know a real man when we see one !

 

[Blue Moo]

You vs DAVE? Its a tough call.

Not really. I'll help boost your self esteem if you like. Hehe

 

[Maggs]

You should go to Specsavers.

 

[mcally0103]

HAHAHAHA! lmao!!