Crazy things parents say

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"When we were kids... (and the longest story of their life starts for the 200th time)"
 
^ hahah, omg my mom used to say that. Especially, "mother's instinct know best.."

My dad used to say "If you don't pray the devil will come after you.."

"This is will happen by hook or by crook"
 
My mom always pulls "I wasn't born yesterday!" :lol: I'm like "Yeah, Captain Obvious wants his cape back." And she goes "Captain who?" :blank:
 
GAH i hate that one :thud:

for me it's me saying i'm 18 so i don't have a curfew. "if you're living in this house you have a curfew and if you don't like it get out."
 
Whenever I'd ask my mom why she said no to something, she'd always say "Because the sky is very high." I hated that so much lol.
 
It's not that crazy and aren't words of wisdom, but I think it's still appropriate for the thread...

"Because I said so"

That is not an acceptable answer!!! :lol: Tell me why, not just "because I said so". :irked:
 
My mum shouted at me the other day She said -

"You always have your headphones in your ears" Well durr That where they go :lol:
 
lol but i get back pain when i'm on my period so when i picked up something heavy that one time, i was in pain for days whereas normally the back pain goes away in a day or 2.
 
My grandmother told me that one when I first got my period. And as you say, I guess that might have made sense back in the day.


However this makes no sense at all: She also told me not to pick up anything heavier than five pounds while I was on my period. She said my guts would fall out if I did. :eek: I worried about that for years! :lmao:
 
I actually heard about that one but I don't understand why that is. I've seen it in mangas, actually.
 
:lol: Fortunately I've never really wanted to attempt to be the female version of Hercules.
 
Don't wash your hair during your period.


(but i guess it can make sense back when hairdryer doesn't exist)
 
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