Crazy Sex Dream With George Washington!!!?

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Hey everyone..Recently I was sleeping in my race car bed. I am 17 years old and going to attend West Virginia College next year. I have been having some crazy dreams involving my dog Martin Luther King Jr, with My older sister, and lastly..I just had one about Presidant George Washington! Now the details I am a little unclear about, but i know forsure i had to change my cloths when i awoke. The dream went like this...I was dressed up like a pirate and was going to fight in the Revolutionary War (I am learning about it in class) Next, all of a sudden I met up with washington to discuss some important events on how we would end this war and make a treaty. He for some reason was dressed up like a Banana idk why! Then we started having sex and he put his finger in my butthole. We went through all the sex routines and then i said "Argg im a buttpirate" It ended just like that. Please take this seriously Idk if i am dying or if something is wrong with me Please?
I am being serious i swear to Jesus Please i really need help Before it happens again!
 
just take your race car bed for a spin once or twice and you'll be fine.
 
well, as long as he gave you a reach-around I don't see why there should be a problem. Although, common courtesy dictates he should have shouted LAND HO before using his finger as a buttplug on you.
 
Are you serious?

If you are, then you should have put this in the Dream Interpretation section.
 
Whoa man. I have no clue if you're serious or not but if you are you just may be dying. hehe
 
Well, your biggest problem is that you're not very funny.

About your other problem, i'd say you need to cut back on the porn as well as the history channel.

If this doesn't have the desired effect you could always go to clown college. It may help you with the first problem I spoke of
 
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