Y'know what Pet I'm kind of having a shitty time right now so I'm going to help you out. Here's some quick tips to getting along with the people here at WTF.com:
1. Noone cares if you are bored. Please pick a more interesting topic. You could elaborate more, like, "I'm so bored I jabbed a q-tip through my ear and poked my brain." Except that would go in Burps 'n Bloopers. Keep that in mind.
2. Use proper and refined English.
3. Keep grammar in mind, use periods when appropriate, paragraphs are absolutely necessary; if you forget them most will just ignore your post completely.
4. Seeing as you are new here, I would head down to Bait and Tackle and get all of your need to flame out there. Noone likes getting cockfarmed for something silly.
5. Adopt a very open sense of humor. Noone likes someone who can't take a simple joke.
6. Don't pick subjects that involve gratutious violence against people of certain race/gender and don't talk about animal cruelty. This should be a given, but some, like Onsube, just feel like describing how to put a cat in a microwave. Again, it's disgusting and childish, noone cares.
7. Try and be a little cheerier. You can be upset sometimes but coming right out of the box with a big, "GRARRR I'M ANGRY AT LIFE I'M GONNA GO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES!" usually leads to an :wstupid:
Just trying to help. Please don't get offended I'm not in the mood.