COMIC RELIEF: Best headline of the year?

[The Mobfather]

" Large Beaver Attacks Man " in "Cumming, Ga "

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/08/02/Large-beaver-attacks-man-while-fishing/UPI-53091280765417/
What are the odds for it to happen there ?

lol

 

[OMac]

better is the onion- George Steinbrenner fires under performing heart

this was like two hours after he died