Comebacks to jew jokes?????

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Benalina G

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i get made fun a lot 4 being jewish...im sick of hear "big nose, pick up coin, ur a doctor" i want combaks....the only thing ive thought of is when sum1 says i have a big nose i say "thats not the only thing big about me"
 
If the person making fun of you is Christian, "Hey, remember, your boss happens to be a Jewish carpenter." If Muslim, "I would respond, but you might blow me up." Wiccan? Tell 'em at least you don't get bossed around by a woman until you get married. Universal comeback: Point out all the flaws you have that are worthy of being made fun of, and then ask, "All you could come up with was a lame Jew joke? D*mn, that's pathetic."
 
your goin in the right direction here.....you just have to talk about dicks, then they will think your gay and never call you jew again. but they'll call you gay...nah j/k but seriously, just be a prick to them...they bag on you, you bag on them....it's a cycle....but if you really want to show them.....hit one the next time they talk about jews(I am not advocating fighting) you need to be more harsh in your delivery though. they say big nose you say big di__ you know.
 
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