I am seriously about to tear some head off sometime soon. There are 4 or 5 people who are in my everyday life now that are just the clingiest people I have ever had the "pleasure" of running into. This is going to be long, so I'll paraphrase it at the end for lazy people, haha.
Erin: the compulsive liar I complained about a week or so ago. Lately she's been getting over her phase of hating me, and is now trying to copy everything I do, just like she does to everybody else she knows. I have this Jones soda chapstick that my mom bought for me because she accidently put my old one through the wash, and then last night, Erin came up to me at practice and whipped out a brand new Jones soda chapstick... "AMANDA! LOOK AT THIS!" She does the same thing to pretty much everybody else. My friend Katie has a Zen, it's like an mp3 player like an iPod... She showed it off a little bit once and like five months later, Erin whipped hers out... "HEY KATIE! LOOK AT THIS! WE MATCH!" She's so dumb... and annoying... and aghhh! "Hey, Amanda, you drive a Taurus too! We match!!" Gah, just let me shove you into a giant meat shredder. "I'm going to spend the night at my best friend Kyle's house, but he's gay so it's okay, and we're going to run around on the beach at three in the morning!" You don't even know where he lives! AGH! He doens't like you at all! GAhsdfkjhk
Starla: I haven't known Starla for too long, mostly because I've wanted to keep my distance. She's the huggy one who always has to interrupt to ask a question, with the annoying features, the annoying voice, the annoying EVERYTHING. Today at the locker, Katie was talking to Kyle, and Starla came up and kept on asking Katie the same question over and over and over again, trying to get an answer out of somebody who was already having a conversation with somebody else. She's so clingy. "I miss Kyle. I miss Kyle. I miss Kyle." "Where's Jennifer? Where's Jennifer?" "Did you get that from a movie? Did you get that from a movie? Did you get that from a movie?"
Cherrelle: The self-hater, the person who always puts herself into everybody else's conversations and inside jokes. Yeah... She always comes to my locker and erases whatever it is on my board that I have written there, no matter how important it is, and has to write her "HILARIOUS!!!" little perverted jokes that don't even make sense on there. "Penis vagina apple! HAHA! MUFFIN!" "I hate myself. My mom calls me fat. I am so fat. Presents? I never get presents on my birthday." That emo emu sounds like an appropriate picture to think of right here. "CIRCUS! HA!" AHGHHH!LJKHFDALKJDHLFK
I don't even know her name: She's EVERYWHERE. She causes drama wherever she goes. She always finds friends aka Kyle and clings onto him. She has a loud voice. She's hella annoying. Yes, hella. "HI KYLE I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I FOUND ANOTHER WORD BLAHBLAHBLAH LOUD VOICES!"
Ok, so, the short version: I hate people.
Erin: the compulsive liar I complained about a week or so ago. Lately she's been getting over her phase of hating me, and is now trying to copy everything I do, just like she does to everybody else she knows. I have this Jones soda chapstick that my mom bought for me because she accidently put my old one through the wash, and then last night, Erin came up to me at practice and whipped out a brand new Jones soda chapstick... "AMANDA! LOOK AT THIS!" She does the same thing to pretty much everybody else. My friend Katie has a Zen, it's like an mp3 player like an iPod... She showed it off a little bit once and like five months later, Erin whipped hers out... "HEY KATIE! LOOK AT THIS! WE MATCH!" She's so dumb... and annoying... and aghhh! "Hey, Amanda, you drive a Taurus too! We match!!" Gah, just let me shove you into a giant meat shredder. "I'm going to spend the night at my best friend Kyle's house, but he's gay so it's okay, and we're going to run around on the beach at three in the morning!" You don't even know where he lives! AGH! He doens't like you at all! GAhsdfkjhk
Starla: I haven't known Starla for too long, mostly because I've wanted to keep my distance. She's the huggy one who always has to interrupt to ask a question, with the annoying features, the annoying voice, the annoying EVERYTHING. Today at the locker, Katie was talking to Kyle, and Starla came up and kept on asking Katie the same question over and over and over again, trying to get an answer out of somebody who was already having a conversation with somebody else. She's so clingy. "I miss Kyle. I miss Kyle. I miss Kyle." "Where's Jennifer? Where's Jennifer?" "Did you get that from a movie? Did you get that from a movie? Did you get that from a movie?"
Cherrelle: The self-hater, the person who always puts herself into everybody else's conversations and inside jokes. Yeah... She always comes to my locker and erases whatever it is on my board that I have written there, no matter how important it is, and has to write her "HILARIOUS!!!" little perverted jokes that don't even make sense on there. "Penis vagina apple! HAHA! MUFFIN!" "I hate myself. My mom calls me fat. I am so fat. Presents? I never get presents on my birthday." That emo emu sounds like an appropriate picture to think of right here. "CIRCUS! HA!" AHGHHH!LJKHFDALKJDHLFK
I don't even know her name: She's EVERYWHERE. She causes drama wherever she goes. She always finds friends aka Kyle and clings onto him. She has a loud voice. She's hella annoying. Yes, hella. "HI KYLE I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I FOUND ANOTHER WORD BLAHBLAHBLAH LOUD VOICES!"
Ok, so, the short version: I hate people.