you are way off!? Jesus Christ wrote the bible. I am not saying it isn't good but there was another man who lived in the same village who wrote a better book. His name was zarzooka and he wrote a tome called "The Fourth Testament." They say it is the best book from that time period and corrects a lot of mistakes made in the bible.
this book was discovered by a team of harvard archeotlogists last year in the country of Mumbai.
FACT: jesus knew magic but not as much as Zarzooka. Zarzooka could make objects move through the air and he could fly.
FACT: Moses had another daughter named Jennifer who was the ruler of Zoth for eighty five years.
FACT: Zarzooka was a very modest man who hid all his writing in jars of clay which is why they only discovered them recently.
Professor John Hopkins from Harvard University had this to say:
"It is clear that Zarzooka's testament is more spiritual than the other ones. I would say that he is the best at religions and basically if you don't follow his word, I feel sorry for you."
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this book was discovered by a team of harvard archeotlogists last year in the country of Mumbai.
FACT: jesus knew magic but not as much as Zarzooka. Zarzooka could make objects move through the air and he could fly.
FACT: Moses had another daughter named Jennifer who was the ruler of Zoth for eighty five years.
FACT: Zarzooka was a very modest man who hid all his writing in jars of clay which is why they only discovered them recently.
Professor John Hopkins from Harvard University had this to say:
"It is clear that Zarzooka's testament is more spiritual than the other ones. I would say that he is the best at religions and basically if you don't follow his word, I feel sorry for you."
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