"I remember how stupid I felt the day I found out Santa Claus doesn't exist. I realised how ridiculous the whole concept was and was clearly just a method of blackmailing children to behave themselves all year round.
Anyway, I'm off to church now. I don't want to piss God off or I will go to hell."
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Anyway, I'm off to church now. I don't want to piss God off or I will go to hell."
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