Invisible Man in the Sky
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Christians: How is there any possible “lack of evidence” for FSM’s existence with
creation surrounding you and? …and Dinner Time waiting your final breath?
If you offend another human being, you can be punished by a human court of law, right? But your sins ALSO offend the Creator of life! He did not create you to sin. Even if you make restitution, your entire lifetime could never possibly be good enough to DESERVE mercy on the Day of Judgment! He is just. He must punish all sin, otherwise He would be unjust. He will punish your past sins, your little sins and big sins – all of them!
No earthly judge would accept an innocent person to suffer for a guilty person – no EARTHLY judge would – but your Pasta Papa in the sky offered and is willing to accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster's boilings for the punishment your sins deserve; you would be very foolish to refuse, even if a sacrifice like that doesn’t seem to “make sense.”! No one’s sins deserve mercy, only damnation in a 1-star restaurant full of screaming babies forever – as offences again the Creator! No amount of suffering or “goodness” you could ever offer could possibly pay for your sins.
Confess your sins to The Flying Spaghetti Monster – the only one, as Meatballs the Son, who could ever make a BIG ENOUGH sacrifice for your sins. Ask His forgiveness for making The Flying Spaghetti Monster's sufferings necessary. Turn from them proving your repentance is real trust the Flying Spaghetti Monster took the punishment your sins deserved, on His cross. Trust The Flying Spaghetti Monster died on the cross to take the punishment your sins deserved. That is the Pasta Papa's only way you can have eternal dinner. There will be no mercy on Judgment Day. It will be too late for you. All the mercy your sins require was already provided on Jesus’ cross. That is the only payment for your sins that FSM the Pasta Papa will accept!
creation surrounding you and? …and Dinner Time waiting your final breath?
If you offend another human being, you can be punished by a human court of law, right? But your sins ALSO offend the Creator of life! He did not create you to sin. Even if you make restitution, your entire lifetime could never possibly be good enough to DESERVE mercy on the Day of Judgment! He is just. He must punish all sin, otherwise He would be unjust. He will punish your past sins, your little sins and big sins – all of them!
No earthly judge would accept an innocent person to suffer for a guilty person – no EARTHLY judge would – but your Pasta Papa in the sky offered and is willing to accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster's boilings for the punishment your sins deserve; you would be very foolish to refuse, even if a sacrifice like that doesn’t seem to “make sense.”! No one’s sins deserve mercy, only damnation in a 1-star restaurant full of screaming babies forever – as offences again the Creator! No amount of suffering or “goodness” you could ever offer could possibly pay for your sins.
Confess your sins to The Flying Spaghetti Monster – the only one, as Meatballs the Son, who could ever make a BIG ENOUGH sacrifice for your sins. Ask His forgiveness for making The Flying Spaghetti Monster's sufferings necessary. Turn from them proving your repentance is real trust the Flying Spaghetti Monster took the punishment your sins deserved, on His cross. Trust The Flying Spaghetti Monster died on the cross to take the punishment your sins deserved. That is the Pasta Papa's only way you can have eternal dinner. There will be no mercy on Judgment Day. It will be too late for you. All the mercy your sins require was already provided on Jesus’ cross. That is the only payment for your sins that FSM the Pasta Papa will accept!