LostConfusedSoul
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Catholic heaven consists of clouds,never ending clouds.....saints in pretty clothes,a giant hand with the sacred family on each finger,Mary being surrounded by fat angel babies,Jesus who thinks he can be 33 and 4 yrs old at the same time in different places.......50000 different virgin maries.....French people,Irish people,Spanish and Mexican people.To get here you must first go through PURGATORY! NO PETS ALOUD
Protestant heaven has clouds(but significantly less than Catholic heaven)......Jesus,Angels,and a very big God......mostly white folk.....and you go there directly after death because apparently their youth pastors forgot to tell them that they have to go through tribulation and ressurection and Judgement day first....tehe silly them.NO PETS ALOUD
Jehovah's Paradise consists of 144,000 people of different nationalities each wearing their cultural clothing,It looks like a mix between Hawaii/Malibu/The bahamas...........There is Jesus but really he is in heaven most of the time.......Oh and unlike the people who think GOD = JESUS ,Pets ARE allowed!!! Especially elephants
Protestant heaven has clouds(but significantly less than Catholic heaven)......Jesus,Angels,and a very big God......mostly white folk.....and you go there directly after death because apparently their youth pastors forgot to tell them that they have to go through tribulation and ressurection and Judgement day first....tehe silly them.NO PETS ALOUD
Jehovah's Paradise consists of 144,000 people of different nationalities each wearing their cultural clothing,It looks like a mix between Hawaii/Malibu/The bahamas...........There is Jesus but really he is in heaven most of the time.......Oh and unlike the people who think GOD = JESUS ,Pets ARE allowed!!! Especially elephants