Celibacy Fucking Sucks

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Jordan Walnutz

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Ever had a girlfriend who thinks she's waiting until she's married. I have one now. For example, last night I threw a small party. Not a ton of girls, but four drunk cheerleaders is a handful (My friend's cousin is a cheerleader). Not only can I not talk to them because of my No-sex, no-alcohol, "we're in love" girlfriend, but 20 minutes after they leave, they call me to ask if I want to go skinny-dipping. Four Fucking Hot Drunk Naked Cheerleaders. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. But we're in love. I think I'm going to create a device so that when I hang myself it pulls the fucking trigger too.

Celibacy Sucks.
 
I remember that party. It was awesome. Until they left. And called back for you. :mfinger:

Anyways, back to celibacy and why it sucks ass. I had been a church goer for years. Their biggest pet peeve is premarital sex. Celibacy is their number one teaching curriculum for kids from fifth grade to high school. Once I realized what I was missing with being celibate, I blew that popsicle stand and found me some pootytang. Sorry your stuck with your situation. Remember, you have the power to ditch that bitch and find some sweet sweet pootytang. I have been to the top of the mountain, and it is good.
 
to kick this thread back into what it started out as, I too have dealt with the crappyness of celibacy. for I have also delt with nieve little things that wear the tittle of "women". but, maybe we are just to fucking shit-lucked sons of bitches.
 
I know you feel the justification for this is needed, but you just did it yourself





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