Cause and Effect~~a joke

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An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other , "If you don't mind my saying so, you don't look very good, you must have experienced some bad luck". "Yes," the other one said, "I have. You see this peg leg? Well, one day I was out on deck and my leg become dangled up in a loose line and it was so badly mangled that they had to take it off at the knee." His friend agreed that was bad luck. The other one continued.

"You see I have a hook for a hand. One day I was out on deck when a shipmate of mine fell overboard. I leaned over as far as I could in a attempt to rescue him and as I extended my hand to him a shark took my hand off."

"My, you really did experience bad luck, the other responded, I see you have a patch over one eye, What happened to your eye?"

"Well, I was out on deck again one day and just as I looked up, a seagull that was flying over , unloaded, and got me right in the eye."

"My, My,(not real sailor talk) did that take your eye out? No, that was the first day I had my hook."
 
rops six inches, I'll jump and grab it." There is a bear behind a tree. The bear says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will jump and grab the fly and I'll catch the fish." There is a hunter on the other bank. The hunter says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will jump and grab the fly, the bear will come from behind the tree and catch the fish and I will shoot the bear." There is a mouse behind the hunter. The mouse says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will grab the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and I will eat the hunter's sandwich." There is a cat in the bush behind the mouse. The cat says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will grab the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will eat the hunter's sandwich and I will catch the mouse." The fly drops six inches. The fish jumps and grabs the fly. The bear comes from behind the tree and catches the fish. The hunter shoots the bear. The mouse eats the hunter's sandwich. The cat jumps, misses the mouse and falls into the river.
 
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