Emu can do it!
The time we were waylaid by a cougar... oops, already told that one.
The time my friends took me to see the old book listing the townfolk and had me sign my name... oops, already told that one.
The time I was on a search and rescue and got lost in the desert and hallucinated about a talking donkey from outer space... oops, already told that one.
The time Peggy and I ran away from Bigfoot... oops, already told that one twice!
The time Peggy and I ended up on one of the Channel Islands... told that one twice, too!
Darn. I wish I could tell a story about getting lost on Giant Spaceship Island, but the island (cay, actually) is so small you can't get lost...
I'll think of something! Tomorrow night, I guess!