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Conan
Guest
A bloke got on the plane in Darwin with a box of mud crabs.
He approached a female crew member with the request to keep it cold, so she took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Shortly before landing in Sydney, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Darwin, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself !
Bruce and Sheila are shopping when Bruce picks up a dozen VB stubbies and sticks it into the trolley.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing?" says Sheila.
"They're on special, only $10 for 12 cans", Bruce says.
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says Sheila and they carry on shopping...
A few minutes later the Sheila picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing?" asks Bruce."
It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," Sheila says.
To which Bruce replies... "SO DOES 12 CANS OF VB AND THAT'S ONLY HALF THE F*%KING PRICE"
(vb is an aussie beer incase you dont know)
He approached a female crew member with the request to keep it cold, so she took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Shortly before landing in Sydney, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Darwin, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself !
Bruce and Sheila are shopping when Bruce picks up a dozen VB stubbies and sticks it into the trolley.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing?" says Sheila.
"They're on special, only $10 for 12 cans", Bruce says.
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says Sheila and they carry on shopping...
A few minutes later the Sheila picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing?" asks Bruce."
It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," Sheila says.
To which Bruce replies... "SO DOES 12 CANS OF VB AND THAT'S ONLY HALF THE F*%KING PRICE"
(vb is an aussie beer incase you dont know)