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BigBadWolf
Guest
A passing grade will be required for a candidate to progress to the nomination. After all, we have to ensure that there's "No President Left Behind" ever again.
1. Cookie jar is to hand as Social Security is to ____________
Vacuum cleaner
Petty cash
Petty larceny
Reducing the deficit
2. What is the next step in this series: 2 million deficit...50 million deficit...700 million deficit...2 trillion deficit...___________
3. Social Security Privatization (see above)
3 point prime interest rate cuts.
A tax cut for the corporate base
A new war in the Middle East
4. The Vice President's:
The President of vice
The President
Big Gun is going off half-******-Duck!!!
Safely hidden in his underground bunker-Duck!!!
5. Please correct the following sentence: "Scooter Libby is innocent."
Scooter Libby are innocent.
Is Scooter Libby innocent?
Libby, Scooter is innocent.
Karl Rove is innocent.
6. One Euro is equal to ___________ Dollar(s)
0.8 Dollars in 2002
1 Dollar in 2004
1.5 Dollars in 2007
250 Dollars, if oil starts trading in Euros in 2008
7. Which analogy is the best match: Checks:Balances
Bounce:Negative
Credit Cards:Usury
Taxes:Spending
None of the above. Checks and Balances are not relevant to US Government.
8. Define "The Supreme Court".
Judge Judy's new reality series
Diana Ross's tennis field
An august body of esteemed jurists
If I'm elected, I certainly will.
(Upside Down) Answer Key: The correct answer to all the questions is 'D'-which is a passing grade seen on the transcript of at least one of our
recent Presidents
1. Cookie jar is to hand as Social Security is to ____________
Vacuum cleaner
Petty cash
Petty larceny
Reducing the deficit
2. What is the next step in this series: 2 million deficit...50 million deficit...700 million deficit...2 trillion deficit...___________
3. Social Security Privatization (see above)
3 point prime interest rate cuts.
A tax cut for the corporate base
A new war in the Middle East
4. The Vice President's:
The President of vice
The President
Big Gun is going off half-******-Duck!!!
Safely hidden in his underground bunker-Duck!!!
5. Please correct the following sentence: "Scooter Libby is innocent."
Scooter Libby are innocent.
Is Scooter Libby innocent?
Libby, Scooter is innocent.
Karl Rove is innocent.
6. One Euro is equal to ___________ Dollar(s)
0.8 Dollars in 2002
1 Dollar in 2004
1.5 Dollars in 2007
250 Dollars, if oil starts trading in Euros in 2008
7. Which analogy is the best match: Checks:Balances
Bounce:Negative
Credit Cards:Usury
Taxes:Spending
None of the above. Checks and Balances are not relevant to US Government.
8. Define "The Supreme Court".
Judge Judy's new reality series
Diana Ross's tennis field
An august body of esteemed jurists
If I'm elected, I certainly will.
(Upside Down) Answer Key: The correct answer to all the questions is 'D'-which is a passing grade seen on the transcript of at least one of our
recent Presidents