Can you make me laugh?

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so mk
there was 3 men
they were three men. they were fighting over who could throw the brick highest
and then the 1st guy throws it up, it stays up for a few seconds then comes back down.
the 2nd guy throws it up, stays up for a few min, then comes back down.
then the 3rd guy throws the brick up... AND IT NEVER COMES DOWN!!
HAHAHA.. yea..
i had a 2nd joke... but ill skip it. heres the 3rd one
theres a bird, a man, and a woman sitting in a plane.
the guy is smoking a cigar. and every time he smokes it, the bird squawks!
and so. the man says to the woman.. if that bird squawks ONE MORE TIME i will throw it out the window!
and the lady says. hes only squawking because your smoking that cigar. so if you smoke one more time ill throw your cigar out the window!!
and so the man takes a smoke. and the bird squawks.
so the woman throws the cigar out the window. and the man throws the bird out the window.
then they look out the window and guess what's in the birds mouth!!??







THE BRICK!

haha i didnt think this one was funny.. but its the only joke i kno XD
maybe you will laugh cuz its so stupid?
hah XD
 
Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."


"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.


"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"


"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.


"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches." he answered.


"Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
 
ok, here is a very funny one:


A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said, "Well, that isnt entirely correct, because sometimes its gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher again replies "If grass doesnt get enough water it turns brown, so that isnt really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isnt really a question you want to ask in class discussion."
So the student replies, "Then I definitely crapped my pants."
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl0epCgWhXg

A song I did about a kid worked with.
Tis funny to me. Might make you laugh.
 
well I'll try. I hope you haven't heard this one before cause I told it before but here it goes, true story!!

When my niece was about 4 years old (a few years ago when the Rugrats cartoon was in style) I took her to the mall. It was around Christmas time so the mall was packed. I took her to KB Toys and she saw a Dill Doll that she fell in love with but it was ridiculously expensive so I told her we'll be back. She began to cry but I figured she'd forget about it. So we go into Macy's and I was at the makeup counter when my niece just began yelling at the top of her lungs "I WANT MY DILLDO" (that's what it sounded like she was saying) she really wanted her Dill Doll. Everyone turned around and was looking at me. I tried to calm my little niece down but she wasn't having it. She was having a full tantrum, kicks, screams...."I WANT MY DILLDO, I WANT MY DILLDO!!!!!!"
 
i went to this restauranbt and there was a sign on the door that said

WARNING
COFFEE IS SERVED HOT
 
my parents just got back from arizona and there was a sign on the road that said 'throw ye no trash'
 
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