Johnny asked his dad "Where did I come from?" His dad said, "I met your mother in a chat room, then we had coffee in a cyber cafe, and I Googled her, and she kept saying Yahoo when I gave her a few Gigabytes and fed her my hard drive attachment. When I began to download my spam I realized neither of us had used a firewall. Nine months later we got male and you were the little pop-up. You are now in my favorites.