Can you help me find a book about bad analogies?

Randy D

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It's a book filled with reallly bad analogies. I remember a classmate bringing it in one day and reading some outloud to the class. I think one of the analogies was this:

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

Unfortunately, when I google that, I cannot find the book, only a bunch of websites that have that analogy. Please help?
 
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