I'm looking for snooty jokes. Like how Seth Myers said of the man who faked documents to get into Harvard: "He was sentenced to four years at Cornell." And Buzz Killington on "Family Guy:" "Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently intoxicated on his trans-atlantic crossings? He was stationed on the port side!" I want some snooty, uptight, jokes: like what billionaire socialites would say.