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Conan
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giving the missus? The rich bloke says, "I'll buy my missus a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz.
I asked, "Why buy her two gifts?" The rich bloke replied, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive Her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
I acknowledged the rich bloke's answer then proceeded to tell him what i intended to get my missus.
"I'll get my missus a pair of thongs and a dild0."
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich bloke asks, "Why would you buy her those gifts?!"
I replied, "Well, in case she doesn't like the thongs, she can go f%#* herself."
is dis funny
i came home after a heavy night's drinking. My wouldn't open the door for me, so i starts hammering on it. She still won't let me in, so i start shouting. The neighbours are starting to notice, so in an attempt to embarrass her, i started singing at the top of my voice:
"I had her before she was married, I had her before she was married!" The top window immediately flies open, and my wife responds with equal gusto: "And so did all of your mates!"
I asked, "Why buy her two gifts?" The rich bloke replied, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive Her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
I acknowledged the rich bloke's answer then proceeded to tell him what i intended to get my missus.
"I'll get my missus a pair of thongs and a dild0."
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich bloke asks, "Why would you buy her those gifts?!"
I replied, "Well, in case she doesn't like the thongs, she can go f%#* herself."
is dis funny
i came home after a heavy night's drinking. My wouldn't open the door for me, so i starts hammering on it. She still won't let me in, so i start shouting. The neighbours are starting to notice, so in an attempt to embarrass her, i started singing at the top of my voice:
"I had her before she was married, I had her before she was married!" The top window immediately flies open, and my wife responds with equal gusto: "And so did all of your mates!"