can you believe they wouldn't let me vote for gerald ford?

[Revenge Is Drunk Again]

so i'm in the voting cubicle, and lo and behold, the mighty gerald was not on the ballot. at that point, i put down my flask of wild turkey and pulled up my pants..then i stormed out and asked the nearest official about this glaring omission. he informed me that gerald ford had been dead for several years...i was unfazed, i still believe that he was qualified for the position.

POLL; am i the only one that's drunk enough right now to see the ghost of jim morrison?

 

[J.J.]

Why didn't you write him in.