Can we settle all the debate with a cage match?

Julian Cross

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So here's what I propose, since all this constant bickering gets us nowhere. Christians, choose a champion (one for each denomination, please, even the wacko ones that handle snakes and such), and Atheists will choose one, and Jews, and Muslims, Buddhists and Hindus... Your strongest, toughest, most kick ass servant of whatever stuff your religion (or lack thereof) is peddling as Truth. We put 'em all in big locked cage, and don't open it until one person emerges as the lone survivor. Then whatever that person subscribes to, deity or no, kind god or angry god, divine Christ or human Christ, that religion (again, or lack thereof) is now universal law. What say you? By the way, I'll be taking bets but will not be able to post odds until I see the contestants.

Alternately, we could make it a one-on-one tourmament style, but the logistics of that are really quite difficult and a free-for-all style suits my sense of justice, since the origins of them are really all just random anyway.
Ok for the record, anyone who thinks I'm actually proposing that this could or should take place, go get yourselves a dictionary and look up the word "joke" and/or "humor".
 
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