Can u make up a dirty limerick for today?

Susan sunshine

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Here's mine:

Wack your willie every day.
Beat him like he owes you pay.
Run his face into the dirt.
Make Him bleed and make him hurt.
Smash his friends, both left and right.
Turn the handle, to make the vice tight.
Once your done, take a pen. And write 1,000 times "I am a stupid dirty person for reading this and I will spend the time God alloted me more wisely while I am permitted to reside on this planet."

What's yours?
 
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