Can someone give me a cute joke to tell to my father for fathers day?

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elexzis p

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I want to make a card for my dad,and I want a cute joke or poem to write in it. Heres mine

Even tho your turning into an old guy,
you have a smile that can light up the whole sky,
and even know youll brake a hip by tryin'
when I'm with you I always feel like flyin'
your the best Dad I have ever had,And I will always love you Dad!
This is all I really want to say,
Is have a great,awesome fathers day!~Jk about the old stuff. Thats like 30 yrs ahead of you. I love you,Daddy~Lexy

Thats what it will say. U have any? How did you like mine? Thank u!
 
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When they opened the coffin he was laid there ......
holding a musical score with a rubber in his hand ...
He was rubbing out some crotchets and quavers .....

He was decomposing.
 
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