Can somebody help me write dis b-day rap?

im tryin to write a rap for dis girl.
Dis is wat i have so far....

Today is ur birthday and ur turnin 14 years old.
alwayz lookin hot and never ever cold.
 
today is your birthday, 14 years old
you're very spoiled as i was told
so i'm not gonna give you any present
you're like our previous president, not very pleasant
you're a girl so here's the deal
let's have sex, and i'll give you a happy meal
and if you're still complainin
you're a pain in the @ss, like Sarah Palin
 
..as the years go by, you growing very big,
you no longer playing around with them little kids.

i wish yu good luck as yu go through life,
continue to educate yurself, dats whats right,

haha, dats all i got.
 
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