"Coconut Mayonnaise"
"Owl Stretching Time" (original title for Monty Python's Flying Circus, but they didn't use it)
"Depends On What You'd Call Civic"
"Biting the Wax Tadpole" (has its roots in a story about translating 'Coca-Cola' into Chinese)
"Soon To Be a Major Motion Picture" (esp. if your booklet has poems ironically commenting on pop culture)
"Lose Weight, Attract Celebrities, and Make $2000 Per Month At Home Reading These Poems" (promises a tad more than can be delivered, but that would be the point wouldn't it?)
Use them for whatever they're worth. You're welcome. ;-)
