can anyone relate to this She was soooooooooooooo blonde...?

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she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.

she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.

she thought General Motors was in the Army.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

she tried to drown a fish.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it
said "concentrate".

she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius".

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
 
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