can anyone help me answer a few interview questions in a funny and witty way?

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i got some interview questions that were made to see if i could think quickly and see if i have a good sense of humour...can anyone help me thing of some witty responses to these questions.

1.How many gas stations would you say there are in Saudi Arabia?
2.If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title would be?
3.What kind of people do you dislike?
4.Someone recently invented a flashdark – the opposite of a flashlight. What are its uses?
5.If you could, who would you trade places with? (famous, not famous, dead, alive, etc)
6.Why are manhole covers round?
7.I’m thinking of a number. What is it?
8.Talk about 2 strengths and 2 weaknesses of this pen.
9.(Hand them something blue and say) This _____ is red.
10.How would you build an alarm clock for deaf people?

i have 10 other ones that i will post
thanksss
 
1. More then there are in america

2. All about the most awesome person ever

3. People who dislike me

4. To find things in the sun

5. Dracula

6. They predict what man will look like soon enough

7. The number you are thinking of is the number that is either less than, greater then, or equal to 0

8. It dies, It bleeds
It writes, and greats joy and hapiness

9. Thing

10. make it jump up and hit people to wake them up
 
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