I was just rudely awakened by a phone call. What with it being 11:45 I thought the phone call was important. So I get up and go to the kitchen where I pick up the phone.
Me: Hello?
Him: Yeah, is this David?
Me: Who the fuck are you to call me this late and ask who I am? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
Him: Oh, I'm Joe. Hey what was the math homework?
Me: *hangs up*
Seriously, who the fuck calls a friend at 11:45 at NIGHT to ask for a 5 fucking point assignment that should already fucking be done!? Not only that, but he knows I'm somewhat of an insomniac so it takes me a DAMN long time to go to sleep (1 hr at the least). Douchebag.
Me: Hello?
Him: Yeah, is this David?
Me: Who the fuck are you to call me this late and ask who I am? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
Him: Oh, I'm Joe. Hey what was the math homework?
Me: *hangs up*
Seriously, who the fuck calls a friend at 11:45 at NIGHT to ask for a 5 fucking point assignment that should already fucking be done!? Not only that, but he knows I'm somewhat of an insomniac so it takes me a DAMN long time to go to sleep (1 hr at the least). Douchebag.