Caligula F. Onion's angry rant?

Alright, look. This question is not like a public question, this is a ****ing callout to some stupid ******* on Yahoo! Answers! Alright, check this out! Some random, stupid ***** by the name of B-, some long name, I think it's B-, let me check, B-R-I-T-N-E-Y, yeah you **** sucker, just randomly goes on my girlfriend's page and says that "Your Q&A's suck, and so do yours." And so I told her, "Why don't you actually leave my girlfriend alone and post your own Q&A's?" And she goes out on this whole thing, telling Yahoo! Answers, "Oooh! He's making fun of me! He's being mean to me! Nenenenenenenenyeh!" And then she says, she goes and makes an account called "Caligula F. Onion sucks!"

Listen, Britney! No one was messing with you at all! You've got some ****ing attitude issues if you're going to just sit there on your computer, and flame somebody. WTF did I do to you? I sit hear, I post my Q&A's! Did I ever call you out? I don't even know who the **** you are! You're just some stupid ******* who doesn't have one video on her damn, ****ing Yahoo! Answers! Now listen to me! No one's messing with you! And you don't go on my girlfriend's page and call her "My Pretty!" If I was there, I'd shove a broom so far up your ***, your mouth would be ****ing clean! Now get the **** off my Yahoo! Answers, get off hers, maybe you should just get off Yahoo! Answers, because you're not even doing anything! You stupid *****!

I'm sick of this! It's WTF is people's problems?! They sit around on Yahoo! Answers, and flame, and flame, and flame, and troll, cuz they have nothing better to do?! Sor-****ing-ry that you just sit in your mom's house all day long, and **** through your pants all day! Now I'm going to tell you this one last time. Quit! You know what? And if any of you were able to copy down that name, go ahead and tell her off, cuz I'm sick of her ***!

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