Bubba & the Catholics-Each Friday night after work,Bubba would fire up his

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outdoor grill & cook venison steak. But,all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholics-& since it was Lent,they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The priest came to visit Bubba & suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes & much study,Bubba attended Mass-& the priest sprinkled holy water over him & said,"You were born a Baptist & raised a Baptist but now you are Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,until Friday night arrived & the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors.
As the priest rushed into Bubba's yard,clutching a rosary,& prepared to scold him,he stopped & watched in amazement.There stood Bubba,clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat & chanted:You wuz born a deer,you wuz raised a deer, but now you iz a catfish.
 
Men can be such idiots.
LOL!
At least he was smart enough to change it into a fish and not a bigger steak.
 
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