will be today's TOP STORY.........? YOKOZUNA YOKOZUNA YOKOZUNA!!!!!! , It's an all out Hippo heart attack! The heart of the hippo is in the ranks of the greatest wilderness achievement. The face of man does dwell in the house of the Blue Panther! YOKOZUNA YOKOZUNA YOKOZUNA!!! The bonzai tree spreads it's wings and flies through a journey of space and time, through the roots of the albatross sea, to the falling leaves of the panama canal, the bering crooked strait on which the dingos roam freely on red hot ice cubes, YOKOZUNA YOKOZUNA YOKOZUNA!!!! The eagle thus runs on all four legs to reach the goal of swimming to the top of Mount Everest with one hand, and once the eagle has swam to the mountain summit, the Kangaroo will take the baton from the eagle's hand and run on it's 3 ears across the hovering cloud amidst the gorillas that dwell in the purple sky. YOKOZINA YOKOZUNA YOKOZUNA!!!! The lioness then preys on the ear-crawling kangaroo and devours it and smiles and stares into the national geographic camera and says YOKOZUNA HAHA YOKOZUNA HAHA YOKOZUNA **Wink-Wink-Wink** Lawrence Fishburn chuckles silently from the riverbank.
This has been breaking news from the newsroom!
This has been breaking news from the newsroom!