*BREAKING NEWS* New virus is sweeping the USA -- Will the people step up and fight it?

Touche'

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The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.

It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior, which involves putting your cranium up your rectum.

A serious disease, which many victims contacted in 2008 ..... and many other will suffer as a result. Fortunately, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years they now realize how destructive this sickness can be.

Such a senseless and preventable disease… However, if you have contracted a case of Gonorrhea Lectim, it is easily cured with two simple steps/doses of Votemout!

You take the first dose of Vote-m-out in 2010 and the second in 2012. It will take a while but you should see signs of recovery. To prevent future outbreaks, practice safe voting, otherwise it could eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Are there enough non-brean dead Americans left to fight this outbreak??
Typo, on BRAIN
 
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