Breaking news from the British Isles?

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penguins launch a massive invasion on UK territory. The head Penguin known only as Bloosboy has made demands for the destruction of the evil institutions known as Manchester United, Liverpool, and Arsenal. The destruction of Arsenal has brought fearce resistance from Northern Scotsmen lead by Marky Wallace as he drives his Scot army against Bloosboy, now known as Blue Longshanks. The kilt wearing Scots and the minatory penguins prepare for an epic battle!
 
That's Blue Murder!

Why can't they go to a Blue Bar and sing the Blues?
Perhaps they could wear Blue and feel Blue?
Or they could turn Blue, whilst listening to music by Blue?

Couldn't they settle their differences in the Blue sky or in the deep Blue ocean?
Now that they've chosen Blue, what alternatives have they presented to the Blues?

I can accept that this appears to be a Blue matter, but it has come out of the Blue.
 
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