Trottle (trot'l), n., v., 1. aquatic turtles indigenous to the Yucatan peninsula named for it's distinctive trot when its legs move in diagonal pairs when crawling. 2. to walk with an unbalanced gait. i.e.: "Now, do trottle along, knave."
The ancient Aztecs used the waxy skin secretions from trottles to keep their visor's from fogging. Simply rub the trottle on the inside of the visor, let the secretions dry, and buff until clear. It is illegal to import trottles into the United States due to the hallucinagenic effects of "trottle-licking". During the late 1960's, Hippies practiced trottle-licking because of it's alleged ability to increase sexual arousal. This only lead to poor personal hygiene which lead to sexual frustration. Some of the hippies found benefits to looking derelict and unkempt, such as free food and shelter at the local YMCA, and many of those hippies continue their undercover homeless status to this day, skewing the homeless census records in major metropolitan areas. Some hippie trottle-lickers became west coast congressman and senators, and funnel money to "social outreach" programs that fund homeless shelters. Numerous teenage deaths in Las Vegas were recently linked to trottle-licking. Coincidentally, Las Vegas experienced a recent spike in homelessness.
Yeah, Glenlevit does this to me.