Blondie Jokes... ???

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How does a blondie kill a fish?
-She tries to drown it
How does a blondie kill a bird?
-She tries to throw it off a cliff edge.

An elderly couple was watching the news on TV when a breaking story broke in. The reporter explained that a person was killed in the K-Mart shopping center. The elderly man turned up the volume because he was very interested in the story. The reporter continued, " We just gotten the latest news, it appears that a blond has been ran over by a parked car."
 
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