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BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER
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> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
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> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
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> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
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> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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> She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
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> "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
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> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
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> "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
>
> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
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> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
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> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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> She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
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> "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
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> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
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> "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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