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Guest
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky
voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it
is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know
five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
http://www.icanspeel.com
Formatting didn't turn out too well
his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky
voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it
is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know
five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
http://www.icanspeel.com
Formatting didn't turn out too well