Blonde Joke. Can I have stars?

FISH R KOOL

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A Mexican, a brunette, and a blonde were sitting on the top of a construction building getting ready to eat. The Mexican opens up his lunchbox and says "If my wife packs me an enchilada 1 more time I am going to jump off of this building." The brunette man, opening up his lunchbox, says "If I have a bologna sandwhich 1 more time I am going to be jumping with you." The blonde man opens his up and says "If I have pasta 1 more time there is going to be 3 people jumping off of the building."

The next day at lunch time the Mexican opens up his lunchbox, pulls out an enchilada and jumps off of the building. The brunette man follows him along with the blonde.

The 3 men had a 3-way funeral since them and their families were so close. At the funeral the 3 mens wives were talking. The Mexicans wife says "If I would have known that he didn't want an enchilada I would have fixed him something else." The brunette's wife agreed to it.
The blonde mans wife said "I wish I could have done something, but he fixed his own lunch."
 
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