big boobs...

N

...Near...

New member
Do you actually have small boobs? I mean, I know you already said that, but I just find it kinda hard to fathom.... I'm trying to picture this, but can't.
 
Hmm... I remember a long time ago, I (jestingly) came up with a theory on why girls with large breasts are stupid. Here's a rough translation:

Well, breasts are mostly fat (with some glands and the like). Notably, the brain is mostly fat as well (with some nerve cells and the like). I hypothesize that in order to have the amount of fat needed for larger breasts, the fat must be taken from somewhere else in the body. The fat of choice is that in the brain. Since this detracts from the cushioning that the fat provides, nerve cells in the brain are killed at a much increased rate as breasts develop. Therefore, girls with large breasts must have smaller (and inferior) brains.

Note, this is all a joke. My oldest sister is a D cup, and is one of the smartest and most wonderful people I've ever known.
 
Heh. It was one of those "Might sound good if it actually contained information to back it up" kinda deals, made entirely as a joke... at my friend's urging.

Hooray for staying up too late and then trying to think :thumbsup:
 
it happens all the time. you try to sound intellegent but all that comes out of your mouth is a stream of nonsensical babble... i've been there :cool:
 
haha i hear you there with the mindless babble..

But back to the topic.. i dont really like girls with huge boobs i think too big is just that too big. i like alittle more then a handfull.
 
I think that is one of the most intelligent things I have ever read in this forum. Major props to the kid.
;)

It is kind of in the lines of men only having so many blood vessels, and therefore can only think with one head at a time.
 
Back
Top