Gibbard and Zooey are getting married, all because he wrote songs like "Bend to Squares" and "I Will Follow You Into the Dark." That can't be that hard. Start off every stanza with the word "Love" or "Soul" or "Dark", add a couple metaphors, profit, then bang hot indie actresses/musicians.
But now that he's gotten the girl, what's he going to write songs about? His inspiration is gone.