Bad Joke thread - A New Beginning

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manker said:
Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mam one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Gran a right seeing to.

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mam, is it?"
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That's semi-autobiographical isn't it.

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