Avoid arguing with a women?

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One morning, the husband returns the
boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although
not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out.
She
motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet
up,
and begins to read her
book.
The
peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along
comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat..
He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good
morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading
a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that
obvious?')
You're
in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs
her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading.'Yes, but I see you have all the
equipment.
For
all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll
have to take you in and write you up.'
If
you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But
I haven't even touched you,' says the Game
Warden.
That's
true, but you have all the equipment.
For all
I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have
a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never
argue with a woman who reads.

























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