Ash is a goddamn robot!

[mystical]

Sorry, just felt like sharing!

 

[Gigajak]

Now you have gone and spoilt it for me!

 

[Mexpartyboy61]

My God he was on earth all the time !

 

[Buddy R]

See you next Wednesday!

 

[Mohanad]

well you don't scare me, you purple haired moppet

 

[Unknown]

Damn you all to hell!

 

[memac63]

He's made the whole account up, based on stuff written behind me!
He must be Keyser Soze!

 

[GymmyluvsU]

Stick with the flute player, she's a dirty one.

 

[Missleo]

My God........ she gets him a not guilty verdict, turns out he did do it, and then tries to killl HER !

 

[magpie_complex]

shhh ..... don't tell veronica about the blood spurting out ..... it'll RUIN THE SURPRISE!!!

 

[jdgothtech]

that's enough about tortoises in the desert, let's talk about you mother

 

[Azma]

Ash?

 

[sMILEsmile]

It's his wife's head in the box

 

[mooner112]

So....we're living in some kind of computer simulation so that machines can turn us into Duracells?

 

[ѕтєρнαиιє]

I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself

oops wrong film

 

[Gigajak]

there's a bloomin' FLY in your telepod, you numpty!

 

[pinkymachiney]

He broke my watch :-(

 

[Catiee]

I think half a tonne of T.N.T. be enough to blow off the back doors of a van

 

[Blaster XL]

I havent seen that!

 

[IZZYFATAL]

don't worry Mr Vader, no-one could ever get a rocket down that vent